50 Lines Over Google Street

Let the truth be told. We Google our own name. Don’t snicker, you know you do too.

As you’d expect, the first few pages of results are filled with references to a certain orch-pop band, but as we delve deeper, in search of some new, obscure mention, more and more interesting “sharp things” begin to appear.

Following is 50 of our favorites. Use the Comments form (at the end) to add more, if you like.

1. When we realize God is all around us then the sharp things are blunted.
2. The sharp things concept is right, but the concentration of force at the bottom is wrong.
3. They’re not as good as the sharp things that German people make.
4. Not to worry though, the sharp things are mine and at no point did the laceration or Sharp Things come into contact with the thrash can’s germ filled side.
5. The sharp things on iguana’s feet that help them climb.
6. And here is where I gather you would propose taking the sharp things away from those deemed by an administrator to be especially foolish.
7. No one can remove all the sharp things from your life or take away all possible means of self-injury.
8. I most like the contrast between the lit and shadowed sides of the sharp things, and their.. um… sharpness.
9. Open the jar and fill it with the sharp things. Be careful not to cut yourself. Fill the bottle almost to the top with the urine.
10. This depth of field preview is great for telling how fuzzy the fuzzy things will be, but worthless for telling how sharp the sharp things will be.
11. Many of the sharp things are actually quite deadly and some will destroy not only a few bubbles, but also maybe even the mechanism that is churning out the bubbles in the first place?
12. Piccola’s natural lack of toes and the sharp things that go with them make it gentle and fun to play those games with her!
13. There seems some interesting things that are possible with energy that might replace the sharp things.
14. And of course all the sharp things! But they also get TIRED of ALL things quickly – so it’s best to give them many DIFFERENT things, Santa Love!
15. It might be an idea to start hiding the sharp things when Leonard’s around.
16. The sharp things are why he’s not allowed in the shed without grandma.
17. As the frozen things in my bag slowly froze my back, and the sharp things poked into me, I walked across a toxic waste dump.
18. Their wings are beautiful and the sharp things are cool.
19. We’re not entirely sure what we’re going to do with another boy, except perhaps tie down all the sharp things and throw out all of our furniture.
20. The sharp things have been placed into Group A. The remaining letters of each word have been placed into Group B.
21. Cindy finished with the sharp things, took me in with a sly smile, and began fastening a band to my head.
22. With green goblin use any bomb or gun or the sharp things to break the windows.
23. “Where are the sharp things?” The tribesfolk looked at one another, numbly.
24. Got to know where the sharp things were and to stay away from those.
25. “The players love to look good, they love having the sharp things, but it’s really just about going out there and playing the game,” she said.
26. You whimper, awake, then instantly dream, and forget the sharp things and cold lights and hurts the world out here holds.
27. The sentries raised the sharp things up, a signal for him to pass through.
28. As they did that, the sharp things entered His skull and blood poured out on His face.
29. “No, but I can cut you in half with the sharp things on my back.”
30. So be forewarned, the sharp things may come out. If necessary you can put your cat in a pillowcase or cat carrier.
31. “If you take away the sharp things, I’ll end up lighting things on fire.”
32. Where the sharp things are hiding. Where the pills sleep quietly in labeled little bottles. I think about it all the time now. How to inject it just right.
33. The bloke with the sharp things did things to the back of my neck that would have earned him a medal if he’d done it to Germans fifty years ago.
34. The whole teddy bear thing is kinda creapy but really cool and i like all the sharp things my sis likes the bears 2 she’s a teddy bear lover.
35. Toiletries similarly with the sharp things carefully placed in checked luggage.
36. The sharp things stab and twist at the air and finally return to behind the hatch.
37. The word spur in Hebrews 10 does not have anything to do with the sharp things.
38. Keep the sharp things away from me. No. I’m actually sane. Where do you cut? Everywhere.
39. I do bleed quite a bit when you cut me. So leave the sharp things in the drawer.
40. She wondered how the two legs hunted, then remembered the sharp things.
41. Get me all the sharp things you can find. Are you scared?
42. Unaccountably, pulling out the plug seems to have made all the sharp things move twice as fast.
43. An old gardening adage says, “On August 1, put the sharp things away.”
44. I want you to soften the sharp things of the world/in the new hours of this imperfect century.
45. They turn their minds to the study of the word to gather the sharp things, and they become sarcastic
46. the sharp things you talk about, next door to it, in fact are skyscrapers in themselves.
47. Oft do the sharp things in life cause us pain, but look to the rose and you will find joy again.
48. After the sharp things of the foreigner became available there were also harpoons, gotten from whaling ships which arrived at Kealakekua.
49. You can always win over an audience with sharp things and blood, especially if your putting the sharp things in your mouth and the blood is yours.
50. But even better than all the sharp things was getting to see Ashley!

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